Oh my god喷饭记录[LIVE]

玩了两个小时……结果就碰到10个左右的老外……其他都是对暗号“春哥纯爷们”，比如这个

You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: asl?

Stranger: 20

Stranger: boy

You: me too

Stranger: u

You: me too

Stranger: okay

Stranger: form ?

You: disconnect?

You: china

You: you ?

Stranger: 中文吧

You: 忘了早对暗号了

You: 春哥纯爷们

Stranger: 铁血真汉子

Stranger: D8 的?

You: 找到组织了

You: 恩 DB的

Stranger: 好

You: 几个外国人了？

You: 我一晚上遇到不倒10个

Stranger: 前天开始 今天聊了个芬兰妞

You: 好多芬兰的

Stranger: 是啊

You: 还有澳大利亚的

Stranger: 巴西

You: 据说有不少是中国人装的……

You: 我还见墨西哥的

Stranger: 有内涵

Stranger: 我还说自己是 阿富汗的

You: 现在他说是哪国人，先google一个他们国家的hello发过去

Stranger: 我对一个美国人说 圣战万岁 哈哈

You: 哈哈哈～

You: 老美啥反应？

Stranger: 直接 断开

You: 碰上日本人说达到小日本去

You: 可惜一个真的都没见……

Stranger: 我就说我是日本人 不丢咱的脸啊

You: 遇到2个最后证实都是中国人……

You: 那叫一个囧……

Stranger: 哈哈 装不下去了都

You: 那咱们继续找老外？

Stranger: 好的 握手

You: 8～

Stranger: 8

--- 还有这个 ---Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: chinese
Stranger: 唉
You: 继续中国人么
You: ……
You: 80% 了
You: 同唉……
Stranger: 你是女的我就继续。。。
Stranger: 哈哈
You: 你是女的我也继续。。。

You: 那就88
Stranger: 88

-- 然后还顺便科普草泥马--

You: hi?

Stranger: Hi

You: chinese?

Stranger: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

You: gooooooooooooooooood

You: i'm chinese ;P

You: and you?

Stranger: My god, I've met too many chinese here

You: yep, me too

Stranger: I'm from Finland

You: this site is quite well known

You: oh, i've met many from finland too

Stranger: Yes, just two weeks

Stranger: Really?

You: yes

You: BorG?

You: I'm B , 20

Stranger: I'm living in Helsinki, and u?

You: Guilin

You: south of china

Stranger: Not a girl?

You: Not

You: Noooooot

You: so dispointted?

Stranger: It's OK!

You: You are G?

Stranger: a little bit

You: oh B

Stranger: Same as you

You: ;-)

You: there are more boys than girls here

Stranger: Is Guilin a nice place?

You: how old? student in univserity?

You: Yes

Stranger: 25

You: Really beautiful

You: you can google it

You: it's quite a famous place to travle in china

Stranger: Can I find "Grass-mud horse" in Guilin?

You: haha, you are at the point

You: did you heard grass-mud-hourse luanguage

You: I wrote it

You: a programming language

Stranger: Yes, read it in "TIMES"

You: do you know what is grass mud hourse?

You: is sound like "Fuck your Mom" in chinese but in different word

Stranger: imaginary animal

You: in fact, it's something about the policy

Stranger: what policy?

You: chinese goverment is destoring the freedom of the network

You: the are using devices like firewalls to stop people from seeing many thing

Stranger: Oh my god, but you never can challenge your government, am i right?

You: yep

You: so people created "grass-mud horse"

Stranger: what does it mean

You: just to against the gov in different way

You: "is sound like "Fuck your Mom" in chinese but in different word"

Stranger: Inprintable curse

You: oops

You: is sound like --Fuck your Mom--

Stranger: It's funny

You: yes, funny

You: what's your option to this?

Stranger: Evil river crab represent your government?

You: yes

You: river crab is also a sound word.

Stranger: How about "wo" grass?

You: it means harmonious

Stranger: PUN?

You: wo-grass? means "I Fuck"...

Stranger: Also a pun

You: river crab means to clean

Stranger: clean what?

You: the goc is going to clean the different policy option

You: or something else that is not quite illegal

You: but the gov do not like

Stranger: I SEE

You: ha ,it's nice to tell foreigners this.

You: we need undertanding

Stranger: Yes

Stranger: I like China

You: I like too. but i don't like the goc

You: gov

You: or the commuist party

Stranger: the river crab

You: haha~

You: do your country have something like this?

Stranger: but it's not easy to run a big country like China, you should understand your gov.

Stranger: no

You: i understand ,but the gov did not understand us.

You: i do not like to be cheated

Stranger: So you yearn for the life of freedom and democracy

You: i think it;s time to change something.

Stranger: How about becoming a river crab?

You: no way, because only river crab's child can be a river crab

Stranger: I see

You: nice to talk to you :P

Stranger: You was not born in a crab family

You: yes.

Stranger: me too

You: in fact it's diffcult to became a river crab

Stranger: I understand

You: not only skill is needed, but also money, family and friend releationship

You: skill is not the most important thing ever

Stranger: but you have to learn some skills

You: Yep, I'm right learning so

Stranger: Good boy

You: ^-^

You: i had go, see you later.~

Stranger: bye